Original Canned Air
So now there is Original Canned Air from Prague, Czech republic:
"The 'AIR from PRAGUE' is becoming a very popular souvenir and gift from Prague, Czech republic. We are offering an original product... 100% organic. Fresh air from Prague relieves stress, cures homesickness and helps fighting nostalgia."
"Feeling down? Got the blues? Buy a whole box of Air and open the cans whenever you feel sad, remember the atmosphere, marvelous time you spent in Prague and feel better."
Of course, the first time I saw this was in Jerusalem, where they still sell Holy Air.
As an alternative, I propose the following:
"Swiss Air" - Get High in the Alps
One breath of Swiss Air and you’ll be relaxing before you know it. Perfect for winding down after that rough day at the office — or home.
Guaranteed Stress Reliever
"NYC Air" - Inhale the Action
Party it up as if you were in the City that Never Sleeps. Purified to give you the buzz of New York City - without all the smog.
Guaranteed to Wake You Up